Aphelion

Question: Can a bird fly up side down?

Answer: Birds can't fly, they can however, displace lines of reality.

A joke:

What did the asteroid tell the moon while engaged in space sex?

"I don't know. What did the asteroid tell the moon while engaged in space sex."

I'm coming!

(thud)

Unknown.
Many of the ancient works mention Archimedes.
The mediterranean
Ahteanians,
and]
and
Fuck it, your concept of communication is hard,
hard?
Ha!
Like squirrels running on wires with messages.

Opulence Decadence insane copious amounts of food. Golden Corral: Mecca of the western world where believers chant and mumble with desire to be saved. Around the buffet they travel, only instead of worshiping a space rock they browse the dessert display Piling high and deep their plates. Chairs, or ...

Writers come up with names for the characters in their stories...h Why? (because a reader needs to put a name to the faces being painted in a readers mind) Test: Of the following names which one will you remember in 24 hours? 1. Keemishta ( a rather nasty creature that lives in molten plasma of suns...

And what's with the submarines?
Glub
Glub
Bang...

Gives the fish something to talk about though.

First, a moment of silence (silence...) "Hey numbnuts!!!" Shhh... we're having a moment of silence... "Silence? For what?" Curry. Curry is so fucking good it deserves a moment of reverence. "All hail curry! All hail curry!" Yep, and not some inspiration. * I felt sorry for Don today. His body spoke ...

Life How is life made? Where does life come from? Can life be destroyed? Inspiring. I suppose we could talk to an old man sitting next to a very old and deep well spring. * Good evening sir. A fine evening yes? The old man smiled. A strange smile painted with ever changing colors of a rainbow upon h...

make a thought or two to wonder, can the definition of a feeling so strong, a vibration oscillating so fast there becomes a dimensional split of thermal mass?

Yes, indeed, there is a robot voice

but what if...

no

no it couldn't be...

or could it?

Damn I like to dream.

Nicely done. (are the keys mov v v vin g slooooower, no, faster?)

anyways, listening to an AI robot 'lady' voice talk about melting glass and making bottles.

The temperature in the furnace needs to be ideal

Hot

Melting

Refracting

and then...

molding.

Whee!

"This time for Africa!"

To see black licoric3 do tumbles and flips!

Sominomina
Sominomina

Whacka
Whacka

Ey
Ey
Ey!

Mother


From all the inspiration watcin=h a piece of licorice do a somersault.

More and more obvious as only obvious can be Sure, obvious can appear as an illusion but that also is obvious. Obvious can obviously appear past tense as it was obvious Or in the present as it is plainly obvious. Ha! And in the 'future' all the obvious of the past and present will be even MORE obvio...

A lot of writers are inspired by something called, love. And to them, bravo for trying. A lot of writers are inspired by many other themes, this thread is an example of some of those themes. Today. Today I am inspired by hate. By the constant enforcement of no matter how one tries to steer away from...

Parasite, look out the window! "Why? And an, oh by the way, screw you." That's not nice but come here anyway. (I guess you could say the purple blob walked, or maybe more of a jiggle, or wiggle...whatever, just think of purple jello) "So what are you looking at?" That... "Damn. Now that is, impressi...

Inspired by a desert beige metal screw.
All the screws in line.
Hut two, hut two, straight as an arrow
except one
just outside my window
feeling each and every turn
and that's the inspiration for the day.

"Whhhaaa...what happened?" You ate a whole package of hotdogs. "I did? Yeah, I guess I did. Hey, did you draw on me while I was unconscious? What's the pink stripes? You know pink and purple don't go well together?" Don't they parasite? Don't they? Just wait until you see what I drew on you 'down th...

Iron Maiden written by: the court Jester "M'lady. You should know my balls itch." A fool can drool and if royalty finds humor, he shall live. "That's too bad fool. You know what you must do." Her armor glistened as the moonlight mixed with the walled torches. A most interesting dance indeed. The foo...

"Damn..." What's up parasite? "You didn't fall off the ladder." Nope. Why? Did you want me to? "Well, kinda but you did buy new chips so, anyway, good to see you survived." And this is, interesting. Yesterday to hear the mountains blare out, "NOoo."!" and tonight a dripping drizzle of rain. where th...

"ding!" perfect timing. I grow bored of time. and just in time, a thought. Thoughts could be punned to matter building block of substance or daresay it be, reality? then what point the tip of hours hands give to those precious minutes only to be bombarded by the staccato of the second hand? Ha! A th...

Edison Generator. Go ahead writers, be inspired to listening to how a writer writes the script for a man you spin a scam. There are videos where you can listen to the scam. Youtube or just ask the Google robot to show you the video. Energy. Energy from nothing. A $200 generator you have to build you...

there is this line
a very thin line
dividing nothing from something
something called, life

and when crossed
in the millisecond before the touch
it sets off vibrations.

(blink, blink)

"Look pa, its a deer staring at the headlights."

"Yep"

(screech swerve)

"Did we get him pa? Did we?"

"Yep, dinner, can't wait to tell ma."

Imagine standing in a room where they are standing?

Dust flickers and leaves shadows.

A smile on a dogs (face)

Once people called it insane.

Hey parasite, why did the quail cross the road? "Uh, because they are confused species?" Nope. They crossed the road so they could provide me a good chuckle. Little fuckers are indeed funny. "Can I get back to sunbathing now? I'm working on getting a deeper purple hue." Go for it. And don't eat Ziggy.

Gargantuous HUge GigaNtic HumunGus Some words to describe what was currently in the way of a traveler. On this journey the path was one of surety and acceptance and yet there, in the middle of the trail resided a massive solid structure. It was not there before. Before the path was level and smooth....

Question: If you were an ogre, what would be your favorite snack? Hummingbirds or dragonflys?

parasite. I just saluted a giraffe.

"oh. goody. the corgi's are fighting."

Whee!

"let me guess...Krakken bloody mess?" Fucking A skippy parasite. I'd say, whee! but, well, fuck it. "So what are you going to doing now that you're more stupid than usual?" Whee! "What? No. Seriously." Of numbers come the equality of what one expects. Of balance between chaos and reason. This is why...

"dID Ya cheCk out the other channel?" the parasite had to yell as numbnuts was lost in music. What? "Fuck you, I asked if you checked out the other channel. So. Did you?" Ha. Parasite. bless your little purple heart, of course, and of course and yes and whatever. Got it? "That's what I'm talkin abou...

A wrist.
Not any wrist mind you, a very special wrist

now, was it wrested away?
Perhap the titans of deeps held sway against the currents?

Zeus may have his power of rumble
matched only as
Aphrodite ruled his heart.