A Paper Trail or The Fermi Paradox Resolved? by E. A. Moore

[Lester Curtis]

If we'd known anything about who sent the message, I think the UN's best response would be along the lines of "I don’t care to belong to any club that will have me as a member." (Attribute uncertain; see http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Groucho_Marx)

I'm pretty sure the GLOW bureaucracy includes at least one Department of Redundancy Department.

I noticed that the web address for contacting the UN is the real deal. Nice touch, Mr. Moore. And boy, am I tempted . . .