Aphelion

For at least a couple days after reading this one in the slush pile, every time I heard a noise or thump somewhere, I said, "Coelacanth!" Once I explained it to one of my daughters, she thought it was pretty funny, too.

Non-stop, rip-roaring fun! Great descriptions -- you can't not love a story with lines like

She had arrived at the living room's single la-z-boy recliner, and was lowering herself into it like a large piece of pneumatic equipment folding itself up.

Five stars! Thanks, Rick!

Tao,
Aren't you forgetting 'cyberpunk'?

I wish I could . . .