Re: Milestone coming up!
Posted: April 06, 2020, 09:49:20 AM
"Ooh! Ooh! I have a great suggestion. We all charter a Uber sedan and drive to Florida and frollick with the dolphins. I can bring the cheeze doodles, hairspray, and whipped cream!"
No parasite. That's not a suggestion, that's a personal fetish you seriously needed to seek medical aid on.
"Really? Well, how about ordering takeout from planet Zed and watching reruns of the Twilight Zone with Rod Sterling?"
You're getting closer.
"Okay, so what's your brilliant suggestion moron?"
That's easy. If we're all still alive after suffering through the latest bout of government intelligence I suggest a rerun of the very first edition with all the editors of Aphelion having a bit of say regarding the first issue and how it survived until next month.
"That's not as great an idea as mine regarding dolphins... Dolphins are fun, they are sexy and cool, they are..."
Parasite, go play with some rocks or take a cold shower.
No parasite. That's not a suggestion, that's a personal fetish you seriously needed to seek medical aid on.
"Really? Well, how about ordering takeout from planet Zed and watching reruns of the Twilight Zone with Rod Sterling?"
You're getting closer.
"Okay, so what's your brilliant suggestion moron?"
That's easy. If we're all still alive after suffering through the latest bout of government intelligence I suggest a rerun of the very first edition with all the editors of Aphelion having a bit of say regarding the first issue and how it survived until next month.
"That's not as great an idea as mine regarding dolphins... Dolphins are fun, they are sexy and cool, they are..."
Parasite, go play with some rocks or take a cold shower.