Aphelion

Hows that for timing. I noticed aliens posted a first contact message on the forums. It was the most exciting thing to happen to this planet - ever. In it they had the formula for all cures to cancer plus they revealed the secret to cold fusion.

They were waiting for a reply that sadly, will never come. It won't surprise me if they just said, "Oh well, we tried. Let them all go back to living in caves."

I tried to copy the message but it disappeared before I got more than ten words. For what it's worth, here is the first part: Greetings humans, we come in peace. As a sign of...

The rest was pretty cool but I can't remember what I had for breakfast let alone alien science.