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Re: shorts editor or what the..

Posted: April 18, 2005, 01:40:12 PM
by Robert_Moriyama
...on a selfish note, how does this affect my chances of getting a story in if it doesn't include at least one major diss of stalwart and Aphelion regular cameo giver GWB?

Lee
<br><br>Well, I accept Visa, Mastercard, rare First Editions of Science Fiction Grandmasters' Hugo-winning novels, so as long as you meet the standard payola rates, you'll be fine. Oh, damn -- this was supposed to be a Private Message!<br><br>Speaking of clueless, who or what is GWB?<br><br>Robert M.<br>

Re: shorts editor or what the..

Posted: April 18, 2005, 08:18:06 PM
by kailhofer
call me dumb but this went totally unnoticed here in clueless central..Rob's the shorts editor!
Lee
<br>As yummy as the nourishment is here at this literary soup kitchen, Lee, it looks like you'll have to start paying attention to the sermon before your serving.<br><br>Read Dan's editorials! :)<br><br>Nate

Re: shorts editor or what the..

Posted: April 20, 2005, 07:15:23 PM
by Robert_Moriyama
Or as *he* sang it...

And that starts with D
And that rhymes with D
And that stands for Dumb!
<br><br>Good thing you're not in uniform anymore, young lady. That sort of talk would get you assigned to cleaning up the blood stains from the torture -- er, interrogation rooms.<br><br>Robert M.<br><br>(Say, do you think anyone has told George that the expression is 'Papal infallibility', not 'Presidential infallibility'?)

Re: shorts editor or what the..

Posted: April 20, 2005, 11:44:49 PM
by Robert_Moriyama
Anybody ever see the short-lived sitcom, 'That's My Bush'? Timothy Bottoms apparently made an excellent Dubya.<br><br>Just to clear things up, it is NOT necessary to disrespect Da Prez (rhymes with Pez. Coincidence? You decide) to get me to accept a story. Can't HURT, but it isn't necessary.<br><br>Robert 'Fair and Balanced' M.

Re: shorts editor or what the..

Posted: April 25, 2005, 07:22:53 PM
by doc

D might also stand for Dick Smothers, who would be perfect for playing GWB in a movie.

Donald "right here in River City" Sullivan
<br><br><br>Nah. There's only one man who can play our beloved leader. Watch the trailer:<br><br>http://www.dubyamovie.com/large.html<br><br>:)

Re: shorts editor or what the..

Posted: April 25, 2005, 08:09:33 PM
by Robert_Moriyama
Doc, Doc, Doc ... we're gonna miss you. I wonder if they'll let you pick where they'll take you for re-education, er, interrogation: Cuba or Syria?<br><br>Robert M.