Unplugged...Bust...

[Lester Curtis]

I can't understand what's so threatening about the Borg . . . they obviously never learned how to miniaturize their hardware, and don't even use grounded plugs . . . and that guy couldn't possibly get through a day without snagging his cables on something at least once.

I'll bet if you threw a glass of water on him, he's bound to short out. Makes me wonder why Picard never armed his away-team with Super-Soakers. Better yet . . .

"Transporter room -- I want the contents of our swimming pool beamed into the center of their cube, at once."
"Aye, sir!"
"Assimilate that, assholes!"

Nice job as always, Sergio. Thanks.