But Sergio might enjoy trying a heapin' helpin' of White Castle sliders, so he can see what Harold and Kumar were craving so badly.
. . . and now I've gotta wonder what the Council on Foreign Relations would think of that . . . on the other hand, it could provide him with material for another story (maybe titled "Practical Food Jokes," "My Worst Vacation Ever," "My Gastric-distressed Flight Home" -- or simply, "The Worst Thing I've Ever Eaten") . . .
-- just kidding, folks. Really, Sergio, you should try at least one Whitey, just to see what a steam sandwich tastes like. They really aren't fatal (not immediately, at least). Don't pay any attention to those Health Department bulletins; the carcinogen levels are well within guidelines, and no one has yet proven a case of lead poisoning.
I do look forward to seeing you folks again; hope I can meet some new faces this time.
p.s.: Seriously, though -- White Castle always has really good, fresh coffee -- and some really
interesting patrons at late hours.