Really, Eddie, I should have seen it coming, with as much enthusiasm as you've shown for Aphelion.
I'll try to participate, although my efforts in the challenge are quite infrequent, so no promises.
I did notice a tiny discrepancy between the rules given and your sample story: you called for fruits AND vegetables, but your sample story (really pretty decent!) is about a fruit only.
You may wish to add a line to the boilerplate to the effect that this is an unofficial project. Beyond that--just this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0j6g_uUhH2c
