Re: Winners: July Flash Fiction Challenge
Posted: August 10, 2017, 08:09:38 PM
Hey! I demand a recount!
I got two votes (let me see, if I take my right foot plus my left foot... that means I have one hand and one foot left. So, two appendages...)
Anyway, I got two votes, so I deserve, NO. I DEMAND fourth place. And if I can't have fourth place I want at least a participation award. You know, a silver star or maybe one of those duck stickers.
"Robin?"
Yes parasite?
"You're retarded."
You can't say that parasite, it's politically incorrect. You have to say I'm mentally challenged.
"Robin?
Yes parasite?
"You're really, really, retarded."
***
On a serious note though, congrats to the other two writers and the two people who clicked on mine by mistake wasting their vote. (really though, thanks for the votes.)
Maybe the next challenge will bring in more writers, readers, AND a duck stamp sticker or silver star participation award.
I got two votes (let me see, if I take my right foot plus my left foot... that means I have one hand and one foot left. So, two appendages...)
Anyway, I got two votes, so I deserve, NO. I DEMAND fourth place. And if I can't have fourth place I want at least a participation award. You know, a silver star or maybe one of those duck stickers.
"Robin?"
Yes parasite?
"You're retarded."
You can't say that parasite, it's politically incorrect. You have to say I'm mentally challenged.
"Robin?
Yes parasite?
"You're really, really, retarded."
***
On a serious note though, congrats to the other two writers and the two people who clicked on mine by mistake wasting their vote. (really though, thanks for the votes.)
Maybe the next challenge will bring in more writers, readers, AND a duck stamp sticker or silver star participation award.