Aphelion

Festivus -- the holiday for the Rest of Us?

Let us begin with the Airing of Grievances... followed by the Test of Strength...

Ye Short* Story Editor

(*Well, not THAT short. It's just that all these overfed HGH'd beanpoles are blocking the NORMAL people's sightlines.)

As someone who got to celebrate in San Diego (bought the tickets before I lost my job, whaddya gonna do?)... Back home the low is going to be about -15 degrees today. We had a champagne breakfast out on the veranda in shirt sleeves, and we're going for lunch on the beach. High today in the 70s...

So far, seems like a great New Year!