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"Experienced Assassins, Killers, Cutthroats for rent...just ask around for references and search for us: as you call us, we're just right at your back, so please have your money ready"...eh,eh Laughing

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"Orc mouth usable as a cheap waste disposal unit: just put your trash inside and pay the attendant.Parents and keepers: beware!Orc mouth always on the move....Keep your babies and children away..."...eh,eh Laughing
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Re: Game: Advertising Slogans

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Just for Men -- buy this -- get laid.
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So easy even a cave man can do it!!
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Dodge trucks -- Get outta my way or I'll RAM you!
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Mark Edgemon wrote:Arbys - Buy a traditional razor thin, folded roast beef sandwich with creamy cheese and you'll get a vagina melt free! :wink:
Damn, Mark, you're really asking for trouble, aren't you?
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Of course I can't look over my shoulder . . . it would take my eyes off the target! >----> :wink:
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Nope . . . off to your left, behind you . . . I'm waiting for that spammer to show himself. :twisted:
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ABC World News is brought to you by BIG PHARMA -- "We have a pill for EVERYTHING!"
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So easy even a human can do it!!
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