How hungry can you get?

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Lester Curtis
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How hungry can you get?

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Very simple; you make a statement of the type: "I'm so hungry I could eat ______ ." or, "I was so hungry I ate _______ ."

Of course, the more outrageous the consumed item, the better.

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I was so hungry I ate an MRE.
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Re: How hungry can you get?

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Mark Edgemon wrote:I was so hungry for love, I ate the hooker!

But now, who do I give the money to?
Well, I wasn't expecting that! Outside the box. I like it!
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Re: How hungry can you get?

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Verse wrote:I'm not so hungry that I want SPAM!
Well, I just threw it out, then. Are you happy now?
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