Aphelion

Very simple; you make a statement of the type: "I'm so hungry I could eat ______ ." or, "I was so hungry I ate _______ ."

Of course, the more outrageous the consumed item, the better.

I'll start.

I was so hungry I ate an MRE.

Mark Edgemon wrote:I was so hungry for love, I ate the hooker!

But now, who do I give the money to?

Well, I wasn't expecting that! Outside the box. I like it!

Verse wrote:I'm not so hungry that I want SPAM!

Well, I just threw it out, then. Are you happy now?