Aphelion

And all Richard and I had to do was Poke The Bear(s) just a little. (You know who you are, you ursae horribili*.)

Bwahahahahaha! Our diabolical plot, based upon the very latest top-secret neuropsychobabbletronic research, succeeded beyond our wildest dreams!

RM

(*Damn it, it's been a loooong time since I took Latin. Singular would be ursus horribilis (a.k.a. grizzly bear)...)