Aphelion

Damn -- I thought the house was gonna get the guy hooked up . . . well, it was, until he said the wrong thing. Why would it care about old history, though?

Lesson: 1) learn the difference between benign and dangerous thoughts
2) Don't think out loud until you do

Well, he was living in a Tea Party Paradise, so he and the world had to be protected from anything like independent thought...

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY TO SIRI, LEST SHE TURN YOU INTO APPLE SAUCE.