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...on a selfish note, how does this affect my chances of getting a story in if it doesn't include at least one major diss of stalwart and Aphelion regular cameo giver GWB?

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call me dumb but this went totally unnoticed here in clueless central..Rob's the shorts editor!
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Or as *he* sang it...

And that starts with D
And that rhymes with D
And that stands for Dumb!
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Anybody ever see the short-lived sitcom, 'That's My Bush'? Timothy Bottoms apparently made an excellent Dubya.<br><br>Just to clear things up, it is NOT necessary to disrespect Da Prez (rhymes with Pez. Coincidence? You decide) to get me to accept a story. Can't HURT, but it isn't necessary.<br><br>Robert 'Fair and Balanced' M.
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D might also stand for Dick Smothers, who would be perfect for playing GWB in a movie.

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Doc, Doc, Doc ... we're gonna miss you. I wonder if they'll let you pick where they'll take you for re-education, er, interrogation: Cuba or Syria?<br><br>Robert M.
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